Things That Are Not Gay

I really don't have much to write about, and I was going through the archives of Conti as he is one funny mother, and decided to steal a blog idea from him, can it really be stealing if you post their blog and say that you are taking an idea? I mean, I didn't get his permission or anything, but he seems like a cool enough guy to take it as a compliment.

Things that are not gay:
(please note, "gay" in this context means "sucky", not to get the gay right people all up in arms, it's a term that I've used for years, and always get in trouble by those such people, I love gay people, have plenty of gay friends, it's just a term, don't get bent out of shape)

"D" - he's most definitely not gay
Waking up without an alarm clock doing it for you (sleeping in)
Porn - unless you are watching gay porn, then of course it's gay
Crown Royal - nectar of the god's
Tuaca - ok, some of you think it's a gay shot, but I likey
Smoking Cigarettes - until May 1st, which is my quit date
Gansta movies - seriously, how can whacking people be gay
LOST - if you aren't a cult follower YOU are gay
Me - even though my sisters thought I was about 8 years ago (ok, in this context, I actually mean GAY)
Floating in the lake with a life vest diaper and drinking beer
Muenster Fest - next weekend, woo hoo
Pedicures - it feels too good to be gay
Steak - as long as you eat it Medium Rare, otherwise it's totally gay
Men's pajama bottoms - not the matching tops though, that will make them gay
Being the Director of Communications for a bad-ass company
Making out in trucks with guys named "D" - so awesome
Cleaning out your ears with Q-tips
Georgie - my D-O-double G
Blogging - as long as it's funny and shit, not informative
Monster Energy Drink - the blue version is the only one that's not gay
Skydiving - I need to do that again soon
Nappy Headed Ho's - I had to go there, a little late in the game, but still funny


I think I'll leave it at that. It's almost 4:30 here, think I'm gonna make like a baby and head out soon, as it's 4/20 and I'm going to the Mexicans house for dinner and some 4/20 fun.

wUrd