Essay time...you finish the story, tell me why I haven't been blogging, be creative, maybe I'll send someone a prize! Here are just a few guidelines to get you started:
1. Must be longer than a sentence, a paragraph or two will suffice!
2. Feel free to say whatever you want, use whatever language you want (as you've noticed I do) and remember, I moderate comments, so I can delete it if it sucks!
Shawna has not been blogging because...
Shawna has not been blogging because...
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Shawna has not been blogging because VEs detectives have discovered the following in their exclusive investigations:
The secret identity of her mystery lover for the past few months is non-other than George Clooney himself. Yes, they had recently been spotted on the set of Oceans 13. Why, Shawna even got George out there to mow her lawn. Since posting about it violates the O13 gag clause in George's contract, Shawna has decided to stay by his side in their Italian villa until the movie release (hence, this latest post). While this breaking news is big, it is still unclear if "Geawna" (as they are now being called) will follow in his friends footsteps and start adopting orphans around the world. Stay tuned as VE investigators hone in their 6000x cameras on their every move...
EXCELLENT! I love it! Thanks for playing! Yeah, George is pretty hot...
I have started getting more and more crap for not posting, so I really will try and start improving!
Shawna has not been blogging because ... dammit, why haven't you been blogging?
Dave - I can not even EXPRESS my disappointment. You are a copy editor and writer for god's sake, yours should be the "one to talk about" get on it damnit, I know Hong Kong can't be THAT interesting. Go to McDonald's, get a burger and then go home and write your essay damnit!
Shawna has not been blogging because she’s been busy with her new love: the allure of the 20-sided dice game, yes...yes, the all consuming land of D&D!
Blogfans, Miss Shawna has fallen in with a bad crowd (badasses, really – truth be told), and has only recently glimpsed the warming
rays of the sun once it was pointed out that all of her sick days and vacation days been spent for the year....her level 14 mage will just have to deal with the fact that momma’s gotta start bringing home the bacon once again... :)
Considering my new job, D&D definitely could hold some validity, although now all the uber geeks play their "fantasy" games online! hehehe
Thanks for playin'!
You know, it amazes me, the only two responses I have gotten to this are from people that know me only from my blog...beginning to think my blog friends are more fun than the one's I've actually met in person!
Yes, that was a dig on my friends, BIGTIME! Jodi, "D", Dave, Brandon....come on, ante up! Brandon, I know yours will involve lots of drugs, sex and alcohol for sure...
Shawna has not been blogging because she has been planning her big move out of Texas. Her husband just accepted a professorship at UNC in Greeley, a quaint little college town in Colorado, and so it's been a busy time for her. The computer has been packed away for a few days now and the internet has been disconnected for a couple of days as well, which is driving him insane. She longs to decorate her new house and be content knowing that she'll never be the one to shovel the snow. If he didn't have to have that damn studio she could have an extra room for a pool-table and a bar where she could entertain guests. Oh wait! That could be one of his first remodeling projects! And then there's all that artwork to buy....
Actually Shawna hasn't been blogging because she's been daydreaming at work and she just snapped out of it....
Thanks for playin' babe! I like our "fantasy" future together, sounds pretty good to me!
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