Fingerlicious

Do you people know about an amazing magazine called Fingerhut? It comes personalized with your name, boasting pre-approved credit. It's the most intriguing magazine I have ever come across. It's been around forever, and somehow they magically find you again, even if you've moved 47 times in the last 2 years. Not that I have, but you see what I'm getting at. It's kinda "stalkery"if you ask me. Anyway, I know what's in store, an amazing journey through the most random things on this planet.

Here are some of the things you can get in the Fingerhut catalog:

Electronics - camera's, TV's, DVD players, you get the idea
100 Channel Scanner - so you can make sure the coppers aren't coming to the Meth Lab
Violin
PS2
Doll House - 2 models to choose from!
Remington AirMaster 77 air rifle - bb's or pellets!
Betty Boop or Mickey Mouse PERSONALIZED car mats
**seriously guys, I'm only on page 30 of 97**
Chainsaw
Satin Bed "Set" in red, gold, black and cobalt
Wildlife throw w/matching pillow
23 pc bath ensemble - available in tiger, crane, horse or wolf motif
Room-size murals - available in island, Times Square, purple floral or waterfall
Pool table (and of course air hockey)
George Forman Grill with pic goodness
120 pc kitchen and dining package - dishes, silverware, pots, pans and tupperware
Electric Fireplaces - 5 models to choose from, one being a pseudo wood stove!
Sewing machine - ON THE NEXT PAGE
All of your "baby phat" gear - boots, leather jacket, jeans and purses
Jewelry - yes, you can get the personalized necklace
and finally, the best thing EVER:
9 pc fantasy folding-knife collection - with "ninja death star" included!
--fascinating set includes 8 unique folding knife designs, plus one star knife. Stainless steel blades with blow-molded case. Knives measure 3 1/8" x 5 1/4 long closed. Comes with nylon case all for $49.99 (as low as $6.99 per month!)

Seriously, I'm pretty funny and imaginative, but I couldn't make that shit up!